Something incredible just happened. I cracked open an egg, and two yolks came out. Twins!

Happy Wednesday, everyone. I went to Dallas for the Cowboys game on Sunday night, and I’m happy to report that I have a 1-0 lifetime record as an NFL fan. I was going to write down a bunch of things to tell you guys, but the only two things I scribbled in my note pad were “36 cheerleaders,” and “Beer in the press box.” A first, for both.

I stayed at the Palomar Hotel, and it was super here, you might find the new album from PJ Harvey.